Confesssion

I have a confession to make. I killed someone while Black Friday shopping at Walmart. I'm not proud of it. I guess I just got, you know, caught up in the frenzy and, heck, when I saw that tower of Blu-Ray DVD players for half off I...well I snapped the old lady's neck who was standing in front of me. I gently laid her limp, cold body on the floor and dragged her into the kitchen and home department where I dismembered her body and hid the pieces in various crock pots. In all the excitement I forgot about the DVD player...but I felt truly alive for the first time in my life! Now I know who's in control! Thanks for letting me get that off of my chest, Internet.