Dirty Poem Sequence Part 1

I. Alone

My hands, Oh do they work too much!
But my penis is pleased as punch
My fingers are tired
My carpals are on fire
And my testes just threw up their lunch.

II. Good Bad Date

“I eat to stay alive” said he
“I live to eat well” said she
“You may think me a jerk but I fear this might not work,
I think that you’re water and I’m dirt.”

“My loins are not picky.
Though this date is dud,
We can still make some mud
It is time you and I should get sticky.”