RIPPED FROM THE PAGES OF THE SAN JOCOSE TIMES

ANGRY MOB TURNS UNRULY WHEN "UNFAIRLY" LABELLED AS ANGRY.

"We like to think of ourselves as mildly discontented" said mob participant Joseph Santwich "and to be so unfairly mislabeled as angry...well that's just un-American." Shortly after Santwiches statement was taken, the then calmed mob thinned out into a “throng” and settled on a more neutral disposition: “uneasy.” Uneasy throng member Stanley Polowitz claimed the new formation “more accommodating and less intimidating.” As dusk began to fall so did emotions which previously ran high. Those who had prior engagements left as did those who just plain lost interest along with those who found solace in other neighboring and more volatile groupings of humans – groupings that were teetering on the precipice of “riotous.” The uneasy throng further devolved into simply a small-but-talkative-crowd. “We may be small but we have big hearts and we tackle big issues” said small-but-talkative-crowd member Sandy Kaufman, “and this is just a start” she continued “we plan on being heard.”